Hot Doug

Doug's Hotdogs. What are you thinking

I opened up shop here, but I had to change the name. Turns out theres already something called a hot doug!

by garner December 15, 2018

hot stopper

A small stick that can be put into a hot drink to prevent it from spilling.

Why does Starbucks only offer hot stoppers at the drive through?

by thbaloo December 13, 2015

Hot Coney

When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.

"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"

"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"

by shortstack&klondikebar August 23, 2011

Hot God

1. A delicious food you put RIDICULOUS and WACKY condiments on. It is unknown just how HIGH you have to BE to DO something like that.

2. A particularly fine-ass deity.

"Today, I put...JELLY on this hot god."

- Sweet Bro

"That statue of Zeus is making me feel a little gay."

- Anonymous

by Speeps September 15, 2010

A Hot Landa

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

hot cherries

A group of middle aged women that conjugate together to bitch about their husbands as they smoke cigarette like a freight train.

The hot cherries never shut the fuck up and they smell like an ashtray at a bingo parlor.

by Texhammer February 14, 2018

hot turtle

The sillouette of a micropenis in spandex shorts on a roided out lunk at the gym.

When Randy was spotting me, I couldn't help but stare at his hot turtle in my face.

by Jennifer Vonfingertrap July 14, 2015