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pedophile

Mr Mullan is such a pedophile he keeps looking at your ass
by I will eat you 1234 March 24, 2020
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dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.
omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!
by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020
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Pedophile

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.
by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023
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Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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Tiny Feet Pedophile

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.
This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.
by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023
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Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter
Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile
by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022
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PEDOPHILE DILEMMA

When you have no choice but to run away because the psych hospital
calls you a DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE and your ID has been issued in a displaced manner as well as the LVMPD threaten your LIFE.
Look ANAL ALAN was in the worst situation in LAS VEGAS as he is a homosexual which the hospital did not endorse HOMOSEXUALITY as it was a religious cauldron and another fact that caught him EATING SHIT and SMEARING SHIT on his BUTTOCKS in his room plus when he entered they knew he was a PEDOPHILE where with the HOMOSEXUAL

COMBINATION that is why they labeled him dangerous and the PEDOPHILE DILEMMA is his NEVADA ID the address was HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA with their BUSINESS ADDRESS where CHRISTOPHER helped him get the ID by dropping him off at the STATE ID OFFICE issuance location just a mile about down the road from HAWKS so I could replace my debit cards BLUE BIRD AMERICAN EXPRESS and GREEN DOT at the time to get my SOCIAL SECURITY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! IT WILL LEAD TO. MAKE IT RAIN
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 15, 2022
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