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Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents
Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight
by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024
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Randy Newman

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
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Benjamin Netanyahu

Everyones lord and savior and the only important pan on the planet 😩😩🙌🙌🙌
Please let me drink from you Benjamin Netanyahu!
by Blondnoah111 March 10, 2026
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Benjamin Netanyahu

The current genocidal, morally empty and corrupt Prime Minister of the apartheid State of Israel. His position of power over the state began in 1996 to 1999, then again from 2009 to 2021, and from 2022 to today (2025). Regarding the clear arrest warrants issued towards him, in his civilian targeting, bribery, fraud, genocidal intentions and other heinous acts with no reasonable objection to these acts, one can make the understandable statement that Benjamin Netanyahu is inherently 'evil'.
Benjamin Netanyahu will one day face the consequences of his actions.
by Barry Bean Bajuson August 25, 2025
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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
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Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.
Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.
by benalmon08 December 11, 2025
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