kissing Willie Nelson

I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

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Free Nelson Mandela!

All round slogan. Use it to show that you disagree with a cause and have a hard time taking it seriously. Originally used by Ali G (Sascha Baron Cohen) at an anti-abortion rally.

Crusading speaker: We will not stand and watch while God's laws are being violated! Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry!

*loud cheer*

Random guy: Yeah, and free Nelson Mandela!

by Asger W November 01, 2007

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full nelson

A full nelson is when you take two hits of a joint and then let it go out while talking to your friends.

Also when you hulk out over seemingly small things.

Oh man, I pulled a full nelson again.

Oh shit, she's going full nelson!

by dewdropkilla January 04, 2021

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Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.

Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"

by Sir Ector April 30, 2010

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