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Mc(needs a)cain

"God,that Mc(needs a)Cain guy isn't even gonna make it for 4 years if he makes president, old man"
by jessiruni March 17, 2009
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Obama Needle

A verb or noun, what is administered to someone who has exposed the United States government of facism e.g. FBI state terrorism, suppressing civil rights, encouraging racism against muslims i.e. Islamic extremism, NSA surveilence, CIA cocaine traficing, US military drone attacks on children and civilians, or ect. A person is given the Obama needle if they are identified as a journalist, activist, or whistleblower who may leak sensitive information. Obama needles are administered by agents and often result in death.
I wonder when they'll finally get Edward Snowden his Obama needle.

God damn, JimBob did you see the way that Michael Hastings was Obama needled.

Most citizens get Obama needled daily by CNN.
by myrealname1231234 September 7, 2013
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Penis Needles

Penis needles

Penis Needles is a battery-operated game of physical skill that tests players' hand-eye co-ordination and pain endurance.

It consists of a "needle", lithographed with a comic likeness of a doctor (nicknamed "Dr. Prickles") and a large, red syringe for storing a variety of liquids packaged with the game. In the syringe plunger are a number of mechanical springs that gyrate the needle to give it its "Jackhammer Effect". To work, the game requires two AA batteries.

There is one set of cards included with the game: Taker cards. There is also a set of dice: Giver dice. Each player rolls the dice before every round. The player with the highest roll is dubbed the "Giver" for said round. This means he will be injecting the "Taker". If he happens to also be the taker for that round, he must inject himself.

Players take turns to pick Taker cards, which offer a cash payment for injecting a particular liquid, using the needle and syringe. If a player successfully injects an entire vile into his penis, said player collects the amount shown on their card. However, if the metal tip of the syringe is removed before the entire dose is injected (affectionately know as a "low ball"), a buzzer sounds, and the player loses their turn. The winner is the player with the most money after all the vials have been injected.
Damn I have more track marks on my penis than a heroin addict has on their forearms on account of all the Penis Needles I've been playing.
by drprickles December 10, 2013
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i need healing

The most basic and the most used phrase of the Genji language.
Tracer: Hi!
Genji: I need healing
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We need a riot

A phrase commonly used by people in online servers desperately trying to keep a conversation going.

The aim of it is to cause a riot. The riot is usually caused by this phrase being spammed and people getting so pissed off it starts a riot.

For example:
A person named Wyatt on Discord (an application generally used for joining servers) wanted attention so he started spamming "we need a riot" which was indirectly saying "hey, I'm bored and alone, someone please notice me."
Wyatt: We need a riot!
Other members: no
Moderators: no
Admins: no
Owner: no
Wyatt: yes
by Gundham Tanaka October 11, 2017
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Everyone needs a rowan

Rowans are very smart, intelligent and caring. Everyone needs one in their life
by Ellie Meadowward April 28, 2020
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We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".
Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)
by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020
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