napoleon dynamite

It really is not that funny. (I have seen it 4 times, not by choice) There is no plot, it is basically going into the most boring school finding a geek and making a movie about him needing chapstick and him having a crazy uncle. Most people only like it because everyone else does. If you really like good for you I'm not telling you not to and if you were one of the orignal people to watch it and like it that's even better.

I'm not a napoleon dynamite hater it's just that a lot of people only like it because it's the flavor of the month. Just like Crank Dat Soulja Boy, Borat, Livestrong bands, and Ay Bay Bay this trend will die.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

Napoleon Dynamite

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

by nico April 9, 2005

napoleon dynamite

napoleon dynamite is the coolest movie/guy on the planet. Vote for Pedro!!!

Guy:Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!
Napoleon:No! Go get your own!
<Guy Kicks napoleons tots>
Napoleon:Eww! Gross! Frickin' Idiot Gosh!

by Mr. Craig November 2, 2004

Napoleon

Another term for cold, windy, rainy or snowy. Napoleon. ie nippy.

Wear a coat it's Napoleon out.

It's what?

Napoleon...nippy

by Mr Agreeable November 5, 2011

Nasal Sex

To stick your finger up your nose and repeatidly doing motions to get a booger. In too hard motions, bleeing can occur.

Little childrens have Nasal Sex.

by Finalninja447 March 19, 2010

Napoleon Dynamite

By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see shit

Damn! This movie blows donkey cock! I'm not watching another minute of this shit! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005

Napoleon Panties

when a girls panties has stains from period stains, shit stains, and cum stains which would have the chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry portions of the ice cream.

man when i woke up this mornin that bitches napoleon panties were on my fuckin pillow!

by Mezy January 23, 2008