Montebello

A small rich white town right next suffern filled with rich sluts and assholes. Mainly composed of the montebello pines filled with mac-mansions and a few other neighborhood.

How is that slut so rich? she lives in montebello that exlains it

by Babykidxxoo July 13, 2011

Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.

Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?

by thedzone October 4, 2009

Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.

Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.

by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010

Monterrio

He shake life.
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!

He drunk as a fish

and high as a kite.

Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!

Man, Monterrio, He shake life.

by Life Shaka May 12, 2011

Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.

Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.

by Mastodon April 9, 2015

Montego

A very cute cat that is so lazy

I love my cat Montego.

by Daxton the fortnite GOD October 22, 2019

Steamy Montez

The act of flatulence in another person's mouth, therefore leaving the victim with "butt" breath.

Dude I gave Mike a Steamy Montez while he was passed out from drinking too much. When he wakes up his mouth will taste like my butt.

by joetheyounger December 26, 2011