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Thirst Monster

A person who needs constant attention. To "thirst" on a regular basis; day by day thirst. When the "thirst" goes above and beyond.
Me: Oh man I cant wait to go see Joe tonight, he is taking me out to dinner and a movie.
Cousin: Ooo I can I come? If I cant come can I get a doggie bag? Tell Joe I said "Hai.."
Me: Nah thirst monster.
by lammzdegreatness May 18, 2013
mugGet the Thirst Monstermug.

Motherfuckin' Monster

"Endy's catch in the 2006 NLCS was awesome!"
"He's a motherfuckin' monster!"
by JasonXXIV October 20, 2011
mugGet the Motherfuckin' Monstermug.

feeding the monsters

Monsters are in the toilet like in the movie Ghoulies. You have to go poop and feed them.
Mike says I'm going to go poop. Jane says your feeding the monsters.
by Tulsadude2009 January 4, 2017
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Sussy monster

Some dude on xc good at pacing workouts. He also nuts in sophomores and their older sisters
One day Travypatty walked in on Sussy monster in his room. Some say there was a cumbrella after this.
by Xc-team November 1, 2023
mugGet the Sussy monstermug.

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.
Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.
by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009
mugGet the Drunkness monstermug.

Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.
The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation
by KILLKEV November 19, 2004
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cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.
by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010
mugGet the cookie monstermug.

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