fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.

I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"

by Damien July 17, 2003

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zinc mittens

A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)

he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't

by McScruff March 10, 2008

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Lung Mittens

Boobs

She's got a sloppy mutton, but her fantastic lung mittens make up for the deficiency.

by Otis Choadus July 9, 2010

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Mitterwinking

Is when your cat sits and stares at you and you look at them and they wink both eyes. Like a sleepy wink.

He is cute mitterwinking over there.

by Lady B Journey September 27, 2011

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Mittelschmerz is a german word that defines the pains of a woman whilst her period.

It is most commonly said in Upper-Austria.
Sometimes is is used as an insult to both males and females.
Mittelschmerz must always begin with a capital letter.
Literally: middlepain

Example 1:
John: Where is Marie?
Steve: Marie is having her Mittelschmerz

Example 2:
John: Where is Steve?
Marie: I think he is having his Mittelschmerz right now.

period pain Mittelschmerz

by s4lt0s March 15, 2014

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