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Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021
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plato mission

a way to detect 200000 star systems
plato mission is actually the lowest popular "word" that is shown with popularity but has only one result
by plato! February 3, 2024
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Mission Burrito

Mission Burrito - also known as a San Francisco style burrito, is a large, flour tortilla-wrapped burrito originating from the Mission District of San Francisco. It is characterized by its generous fillings, typically including rice, beans, cheese, a variety of meats & condiments like salsa, guacamole, & sour cream.

Variations & Comparisons:

California burrito:

A similar burrito found in Southern California, but often replaces rice & beans with fries.

Chipotle burrito:

While not a true Mission burrito, Chipotle's burrito is a popular, mass-produced version that incorporates some elements of the San Francisco style.

La Taqueria:

A well-known taqueria in the Mission District that is known for its burritos, though they are often made without rice.

Making a Mission Burrito:

Steam or Warm Tortilla: Soften the flour tortilla by steaming it or warming it in a pan.

Assemble Fillings: Layer the fillings on the tortilla, starting with rice, beans, cheese.

Add Meat: Include your choice of meat, like carne asada, al pastor, or carnitas.

Add Condiments: Top with salsa, guacamole, sour cream, & or other desired condiments.

Roll & Wrap: Fold the sides of the tortilla in, then roll it up tightly.

Optional Sealing: Sear the burrito in a pan to help it hold its shape.
Mission Burrito Key Features:

Size: Mission burritos are known for their large size, often described as being substantial enough to serve as a complete meal.

Fillings: They usually include rice, beans (often pinto or refried), cheese, & a choice of meat (like carnitas, al pastor, or carne asada), as well as various toppings & condiments.

Tortilla: A flour tortilla, often warmed or steamed, is used to wrap the fillings.

Condiments: Common condiments include salsa, guacamole, sour cream, & pico de gallo.

Cultural Significance: The Mission burrito is a staple of San Francisco's food culture, particularly in the Mission District, which has a strong Latino population.

History & Origins:

The exact origin of the Mission burrito is debated, with some attributing it to Taqueria La Cumbre.

La Cumbre claims to have invented the burrito in 1969, offering a substantial burrito for working people.

The Mission District, with its high concentration of Latino residents, is considered the birthplace of the burrito.
by Blu_leef May 5, 2025
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Mission

The equivalent of a ghetto in America. A mission is a word Indigenous people use to describe someone's style or a somewhere of low economical standards nowadays. Missions originally was an area where European convicts or settlers as you will, forcefully relocated Aboriginal people from the Stolen Generation too all over Australia, separating them from their tribes and loved ones. Now it is used as slang by us mob on the same way as the word ghetto is in the media.
"That poxy dog is so mission"
"On the holidays I'm going mission to see my grandmother"

"Propa mission jalbu that one"

"Them shoes look mission"
by Guugu Yimithirr Jalbu December 4, 2022
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Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.
Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.
by Adub408 July 13, 2023
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Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist
Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
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Mission

A cracked up town filled with skiddy middle schoolers that do nothing but drugs. Nothing to do in this town. Way too overpopulated with stupid ignorant people that don’t know how to drive. To sum it up, one of the shittiest placed on the planet of this generation. Hide your drugs kids, we’re coming for you
-mission is skid central

-mission is way too crowded

-A place for crackheads
by Hypetrashcan November 3, 2018
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