Mental Minder

A person that is in charge or has the authority to observe and dictate what material of knowledge offered to the minds of our students.

The teacher is a mental minder who guides the thoughts and minds of the children.

by Lynedrac December 16, 2011

Dirty Mindee

A Female who often delves in having 69 men ejaculate and defecate on the woman's face. It is a definate sign of neglect.

"Hey bro, this one bitch is down for a dirty mindee!"
"NICE! that is way dope, I've never shit on a girls face before!"
"I've never even shit and came simultaneously!"

by jjsch12345 January 11, 2012

one-manded

A task carried out by a single person; solo.

Need help with the car tomorrow?
No thanks, I can fix that one-manded.

by Alli.M June 6, 2013

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

The Minder

When you screw a Bitch so hard you knock the home off its foundation. Leaving it non repairable by the best Contractor in the state of Washington.

It was the worse case scenario Karen got “The Minder”. The master bedroom will never be the same again.

by 2 Borthers one bag November 23, 2021

Get minted

A short saying used by faded green semi drivers. The saying leads to a massive ego, which compensates for a small wee wee as a company driver.

Just blew his doors off and told him to “get minted, and to stay minty”

by Dub9s worldwide February 23, 2022

Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022