Melon

You are a tit

You are a proper melon

by M.e.l.o.m December 14, 2016

Melonate

Verb
To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy

Yo wank

My friend melonates on a regular basis.

by PP is extended October 24, 2018

melonballer

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.

That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?

by unprophetable July 1, 2009

melon playground

a mobile game that is like people playground made by sliz/zooi

Dude Play Melon Playground

by XeeXawMSM February 5, 2023

Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011

melony

Grand theft watermelon constitutes a melony.

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There are three types of offence: misdemeanour, melony and felony.

by DUotdnes January 5, 2008

melon tree

A tall thin large breasted women who resembles a melon tree

Marissa Miller is a perfect example of a melon tree

by ek kitchen crew December 10, 2010