melanie

melanie is pretty,smart,funny,kind,giving,she has an amazing smile amazing hair amazing dark eyes you could stare into forever shes too perfect to describe sometimes shell want to talk alot but other times shell want you to be quite so you have to be careful she is determined to finish something she started and can be the best person ever if she opens up to you dont break her heart though because she will never forget you shes the perfect embodiement of a girl especially if her last name is mendoza then shes perfect but most of the time none of the guys will like her but one special one because of her kindness but that one lucky guy wont ever break her heart and will be the most loyal person ever

I wish i could date melanie

by stuffed bear November 14, 2022

Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.

"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."

by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024

melanie reti

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.

"You're the best and the baddest Honey on earth Melanie Reti"

by badst April 23, 2018

Melanie

The best person to ever exist I love this girl with all my heart she makes me laugh every time I see her she makes my life better in every way.

Me:hey Mel

Melanie: Shut up👹

by Urfavhotflop March 8, 2024

Melanie B. Garren

A real nice German teacher who works at Chris Fore's kingdom at TPAA.
Very, very chill.
Not much more to say.

Students: *Quietly doing Duolingo*
Melanie B. Garren: "SICKA SACKA SICKA SACKA"
Students: "HOI" "HOI" "HOI"

by Cincinnatihell February 24, 2022

Melanie

Dumb bitch whos obsessed with watching naked game shows in class.. Shes supposedly friendzones people but everyone knows she wishes...... big time

Yo that girl in class was totally melanie’ing me

by Ninjawarrior69 July 11, 2019

melanie

probably a sanrio obsessed girl who posts tiktoks and has all her friends like it knowing darn well. she also probably pulls like hella men. this girl can be self absorbed in her own world when music enters her ears and can be alot more understanding than you think. they are also often misunderstood due to the way they act and don't know how to communicate. wants to keep the peace but still wanted her enemies to get what they deserve. gosh darn hello kitty girls

She acts like a melanie.
"A" melanie?
Yeah.

by YAAAYEHAW February 4, 2023