meat sweats

An excessive amount of perspiration, due to the consumption of an enormous amount of pork BBQ, which leads to a bout of explosive diarrhea.

Uh Oh..That Gway dude just got the meat sweats from all the BBQ he consumed..He's pinching his checks together and trying to make it to the bathroom in time.

by Acedaddyyo August 30, 2011

meat sauce

A word to describe an action that is stupid or moronic performed by a meat head.

Jeff: I'm going to drop and out school and go to the show (nhl)"

Adam: You're such a meat sauce

by jeff_standon April 7, 2008

Montreal Meat Spoon

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.

Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."

by Flyhunter June 13, 2009

meat slave

A person who usually goes by the name of Matt, that is a slave of the cock.

Matt is a cum guzzeling, snowballin', carpet bagging, feltchin, meat slave.

by FREXTON January 16, 2009

Meat-Sock

n. An uncircumsized penis

He can't be Jewish he has a meat-sock

by Mike187 June 11, 2006

Cock Meat Sandwich

What you feed to your employees in order to force them to conform to your dictator style ignorance when covering for your inept leadership skills

"John, would you mind creating a spreadsheet of this information cock meat sandwich. I am incapable of writing it down myself."

by OpressedInSanFran January 7, 2009

Meat Squad

Members who participate in the consumption of meats at a celebration or festival.

The meat squad consumed courses of chicken, ribs, burgers, satays, lobster and tuna at the "Meat Fest".

by Oaxaca Boy June 3, 2009