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matrix dweller

Someone who is completely oblivious to the world around them. Usually found drinking an assortment of canned beverages and eating what ever's is most convenient.
Believes that voting works and that the Government has good intensions.

Related Words: Sheeple, Gentile, Ass Clown, Close Minded
"Check out that Wal-Mart parking full of Matrix Dwellers!"
"That guy has heart problems but is still drinking Diet Coke. Poor Matrix Dweller."
by WakeUP November 11, 2014
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whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
by Elk Snot July 19, 2018
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Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy
I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple
by Pseudboi February 16, 2024
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Matrix

The action in which you bend over backwards to when your knees are almost parallel to your back, usually dodging someone or something. Made very popular in the first Matrix film.
as he tried to punch her she totally matrixed out of it and kicked his ass
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matrix slop

porridge usually from a box. you can eat in a car or suv or bus.
im homeless now all i got is matrix slop hypothetically.
by Cody5050 January 26, 2021
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matrix

A place or state of being where one is pursued relentlessly by men with large handguns who have the utmost intentions of using them. Even if it means hurdling over skyscrapers.
I can't believe we got away from the ATF last night, we was duckin' them agents like we was trapped in da matrix!
by that outside dick May 26, 2006
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matrix

slang name for police like busys pigs 5-0 ect...
everywhere you go you gotta dodge the matrix
by iiJordyy November 11, 2013
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