I Matt Kenseth-ed my girlfriend
by Pettee December 22, 2019
Get the Matt Kenseth mug.in other words mattress back describes a fat person you can use it for all people like if they are skinny you would say you single matback and if they are fat you call them a double matback
Girrrrrrrrup big matback
by misterrrjosh November 3, 2019
Get the Matback mug.Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020
Get the Maison Matthews mug.by Cheddar Goldfish123 February 14, 2021
Get the Black Fart Matter mug.A British YouTuber who makes videos looking at random things that people do, he also uses the skull emoji a lot.
by Eddsworld December 6, 2022
Get the Matt Rose mug.1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005
Get the Room-mate-from-hell mug.Well known for his role as Alec Lightwood in the TV show Shadowhunters. The dreamiest motherfucker you will ever see.
by The Billy of all Billys February 13, 2017
Get the Matthew Daddario mug.