Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?
Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.
Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.
by Big D March 12, 2004
Get the marriage mug.1. (Archaic) A sexless marriage
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)
In old hollywood gay actors would enter into white marriages to protect their reputations. Some things don't change...
by raphion December 21, 2008
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1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.
2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.
2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.
She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.
What caused Laura to become a stewardess.
An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!
depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement
What caused Laura to become a stewardess.
An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!
depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement
by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012
Get the marriage blues mug.by Jarod Shuttleworth March 29, 2009
Get the mandingle mug.Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.
by nate_2330 October 1, 2012
Get the I'm waiting for marriage mug.The unfortunate act when a man marries a woman and she takes control of his life; taking his money, breaking his spirit and watching him beg for some change at her feet.
Man: With this ring I thee wed
Woman: With this ring I thee OWN
Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark
Woman: With this ring I thee OWN
Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark
by MySister April 8, 2008
Get the Marriage mug.A Minecraft series based on Marriage with a 2v2 situation, and the original cast of ImmortalHDFilms, Rachelkip,Cynthiaraa and Slyfoxhound until cynthia gradually lost interest of immortal and "divorced" him and got a replacement of mittymoxx until the last episode on season 2 which rachel and slyfox fight and they all got "divorced" and switched wifes, until, sweet lord, sly and rachel secretly date up to date now.
sweet Jesus that was a mouthful.
sweet Jesus that was a mouthful.
guy 1.Have you seen the new episode of Minecraft Marrige?
guy 2. yeah, I can't believe slyfox is cheating on mitty!
guy 2. yeah, I can't believe slyfox is cheating on mitty!
by Blue-Fang August 27, 2012
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