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marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.
I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain
by Asmeister December 23, 2010
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Marination Station

A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.

(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)
President Clinton loved to marinate cigars in Monica Lewinsky's Marination Station!
by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012
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Marine Militia

The Marine Militia is an Ocean Conservation group that was founded in October of 2011. The main focus is to educate the people of the world about how we are killing the most precious area of our world. Over 70% of the earth is covered by water. If we continue to contaminate it and rape it of all the the natural life we will become extinct ourselves. Some of the campaigns being focused on are related to coral reef protection, shark finning, whale and dolphin slaughtering
The Marine Militia needs your help to save the world and everything in our oceans
by Sgt Manta September 11, 2013
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Marinating

When you sucking a dick and you let it sit in your mouth doing nothing to it.
"This girl sucked my dick but she was only marinating it."
by Spaceraptor Butt-Invasion June 30, 2016
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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker
by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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marineland

Like a... uh Canadian SeaWorld. Their funnel cake suck wee wee though. Their slogan is “everyone loves MarineLand!”
Big John: I’m going to MarineLand!
Bob: Everyone loves MarineLand!
Big John: Get out of my house
by Original Name I Guess October 16, 2018
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marinated ice

ice that has been marinating in a drink for while therefore soaking up the liquid
Harry: “This ice taste like grape juice.”

Ashley: “That’s because it’s marinated ice.”
by ashgotthecash January 11, 2019
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