manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia

The insane, irrational fear that someone will steal the dead and flaming animal you were going to have sex with in a small, confined space.

Bill: Why does Tom keep checking the closet? And what IS that smell?

Jim: He's got a bad case of manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia.

Bill: .... The hell?

by QuaLynore February 27, 2009

stoner magic

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.

Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic

by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009

The Magician

When you pretend to cum in her so she gets worry that she is gonna get pregnant but then you say "sike check your ear"

Guy1: Ay dude yesterday i just pulled The Magician on my girl and she was so impressed
Guy2: Dame i gotta try it on my girl someday

by Garan1610 February 22, 2021

magic milkshake

An insane concoction of cookies-and-cream Häagen-Dazs, skim milk, Ecstasy, mushrooms and LSD. Commonly drank by hackers of epic proportions.

Albert Gonzalez: "Dude, we got anymore magic milkshakes left?"
Stephen Watt: "Nah man, let me make some more. We've still got some LSD, right?"

by trap15 June 3, 2011

magic fanny

it's when you see a girl with a guy who's way more attractive.
She must have a magic fanny

Rae Earl has a magic fanny

by smudger1 March 13, 2014

my little pony friendship is magic

A cartoon series. Popular among 8 year olds and 13-25 year olds, it has become a widely popular internet meme. The characters include party pony Pinkie Pie, country gal Applejack, bookworm unicorn Twilight Sparkle, fashionista Rarity, tomboy racer Rainbow Dash, shy quiet Fluttershy, and baby dragon Spike. The characters discover new things about friendship each day and write about them in a letter to Princess Celestia. It is a cute show with good animation and it's pretty funny too.

Bob: Dude did you watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic last night?
Douche: fag...
Bobs friend: Shut up Douche nobody likes you. MLP is fucking awesome!

Bob: My favorite part was when Fluttershy...

by CJRox01 July 10, 2011

nigger magic

An acronym for "nigger magic". This is an astounding ability that years of hard slacking develops. Eventually, experienced slackers don't have to study / attend lectures or participate in any activity that compromises their slacker integrity.

One just walks into an exam or test scenario when necessary and uses their "nigger magic" to correctly answer questions regarding topics that one has never seen or heard of and will never see or hear of again.

Shah: Yo I pulled some insane nigger magic on that last question, I derived the Laplace Transform from basic principles in a few minutes.

Mush: ROFL, it must've taken years for those mathematicians to figure it out.

by NS Krew March 2, 2008