blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

by The definitionaster July 3, 2017

Chewbacca Mayonaise

when one blows a huge load, one hypothetically simalar to that that chewbacca would blow.

i was think about your mom last night and BAM! chewbacca mayonaise.

by nickog June 21, 2006

mayonnaised

The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.

Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!

by NotAGenius October 16, 2014

Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006

mayonnaise mustache

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after

"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"

by briangormley February 19, 2009

Israeli Mayonnaise

The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"

News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.

Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.

Ted : That's just sick.

by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010

patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007