John Major

Boring Prime Minister who did not a lot other than paved the way for an even worse Prime Minister. Told us all to refrain from adultery whilst he did otherwise. Tony Blairs Scapegoat for all thats wrong with Britain a decade later. Erm, thats about it.

Why did John Major have a stomach ache? He was always eating dodgy Currie

by ozwold November 25, 2004

Drum major

Member of the band with the most stress. Spends the entire time terrified that they will get sick and lose their voice. Mocked by the majority of the drumline. Will not eat or sleep until band season is over (anywhere from 3-6 months) and might end up medicated by the time it's over. Cringes when band director comes toward them. When something goes wrong with the tempo, band director will blame it on them. When something goes wrong with ANYTHING, band director will blame it on them. Usually seen with a metronome within a 5 ft radius of them. Hears metronome clicking in their nightmares. Yet they love every single moment of it. Might be nervous about going outside their original section, but comes to love every person in the band and feels as if they know them all personally. If they are nice, band members will love them back, even if they suck at being drum major (aside from few jerks who have never taken a drum major lesson in their life and like to criticize every move the drum major makes)

Band director: "The tempo dragged that time. Don't let that happen"
Drum major: *yeah, with my magical make-the-band-watch-me-skills??*

by drummajorer December 1, 2010

physics major

The closest one can get to being a math major without actually being a math major. Holds the distinction of being the only Bachelor of Science degree someone could actually get without ever answering one question completely right.

I got a 54 on my last quantum mechanics exam and that was a B. Being a physics major kicks ass!

by OdekaKeChocobo February 15, 2012

C Major

Any large group consisting of only white people.

Because the C Major scale uses only white keys.

Guy 1: Is this party gonna be in C Major?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Damn how many sharps?

by maestro4 January 12, 2010

What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

History Major

Someone who physically can never leave their dorm room due to the amount of homework they have.

my roomate is a history major. so thats why i thought he didnt exist

by hobknocker!! July 24, 2010

Nicole Major

The most gorgeous, caring, intelligent young lady God has ever placed on this planet. If ever you get a chance to cross paths with her, it would be the best day of your life.

The day I met Nicole Major my life changed for the good, for ever.

by pussy muncher October 12, 2013