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Middle class drug morality

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
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Mortaliles

Really really stupid, in a funny way
like to set self/others on fire
kinda scary :(
loveable, but dememnted
*guy sets himself on fire* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy runs into wall* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy does something scaryish but cute* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
etc etc
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mortalised

The math book I was referred to gave me a solution which mortalised the math problem I was trying to solve.
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Mortaling

To act in a way that is problematic to the greater good deity. Innadvertedly acting erroneous to omnibenevolence.
Compared to God humans be mortaling their own freewill upon nature.
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mentality

When something is so mad that you have to mix the words mental and insanity
"He actually did a backflip off the first floor. Mentality"
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Mortelities

1. People who are fans of Spanish actor Alvaro Morte
2. A reference given to people who admire the beautiful features of actor Alvaro Morte, e.g. his bedroom eyes, his cheekbones, his dimples, sexy toussled hair and beard.

Mortelity (singular) : Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented Spanish stage and on-screen actor Alvaro Morte
Do you know what these ladies are called? Mortelities!
by alvaromorto March 19, 2018
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mogality

Mogality is the adjective for describing someone that is a business mogul, someone who is very powerful in the business industry.
"Damn, have you seen Jeff lately? That guy has got hella mogality. I heard it's because he is a jeep guy!"
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