mateo

mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)

me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!

by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023

Mateo Marin

A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts

1:Mateo Marin is so hot
2:Fatass!

by shingching June 23, 2023

Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it

person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too

by reallifegotham July 24, 2024

Mateo

nigger bitch

Wow! That dude is a Mateo

by Badingi August 4, 2024

meteor on crack

stupid ass sentence used by minecraft kids who just got a meteor .jar and are checking out the spam plugin
"EJOJOI IM SUCH HACER"

"Meteor on Crack!"

by swaggistsociety August 8, 2024

Mateo

Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.

AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)

by Blaackfuckingcock September 28, 2023

mateoism

when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .

(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism

by mateoism January 19, 2024