A person who makes his living by dragging his faithful downline from one internet opportunity to the next. These people have a charismatic personality and are convincing when they tell you they want everyone to earn money. The truth is, as long as they are profiting they don't care how much their downline loses.
MLM Pimps have an established downline who will join most anything that is recomended to them by their MLM Pimp.
by Catty Shaq January 13, 2005
Get the MLM Pimp mug.The cool way to refer to 'Milk'. This term originated in Chorley, Lancashire, UK when people there realised it sounded better.
*We've got no mlik.
*Buy me some mlik.
*I got up at 5am and stole me neighbours mlik.
*I like my tea quite mliky.
*Buy me some mlik.
*I got up at 5am and stole me neighbours mlik.
*I like my tea quite mliky.
by Adam Luttman November 25, 2004
Get the Mlik mug.Acronym for Major League Gaming, contrary to what all you memers on 4chan and Reddit think- it does not revolve around trickshotting or quickscoping. Players do not drink Mountain Dew/eat Doritos every day nor do any of them smoke weed. Shrek is not a god and FaZe doesn't even have a good pro team. The pro COD players do not use the Intervention either. These stereotypes are good to use so you can pull out the newfags on the forum posts.
Newfag: OMG I JUST HIT A MOUNTAIN DEW DORITOS 420BLAZEITSMOKEWEEDSHREKSCOPE
Billy: That's not how MLG actually is. :/
Billy: That's not how MLG actually is. :/
by Czncer June 11, 2015
Get the MLG mug.1)The rather ugly elfish-like creature which can be found lurking in forests
2)The forest-dweller, turned on by mystical songs and chants
2)The forest-dweller, turned on by mystical songs and chants
Chris: Wow would you look at this forest!
Britney: AHHH! that thing over there just slapped me!
Jenny: Omg! it must have been the Wizard of Mlodz!
Chris: Wizard of Mlodz, Leave Britney Alone!
Britney: AHHH! that thing over there just slapped me!
Jenny: Omg! it must have been the Wizard of Mlodz!
Chris: Wizard of Mlodz, Leave Britney Alone!
by Jennifer Stewart November 2, 2007
Get the wizard of mlodz mug.A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.
n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO
by thatmsufan December 17, 2010
Get the MLIA Commenter mug.An internet troll named Anthony Webster, who trolls under the alias MLKKK. Appeared in the 20th season of South Park.
by PubelessCannonballs December 18, 2016
Get the MLKKK mug.A tiny town found in the southern most island of the Philippines, Mindanao. Everyone in the town are friendly people and usually goes to each others house uninvited.
"Let's go to Mlang!"
by Ella12el October 13, 2008
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