hey loser

I really like you but to nervous to say it so can we just fuck?

Text: hey loser! (I wana fuck you)

Text: hey what's up you? (I know you want the D!)

by !the man! December 4, 2014

Lolerban

To ban someone from a server for no apparent reason.

"noob has been banned from the Server.
Reason=lol"

*user_1__3: haha! lolerban!!!!!

by ifoundedLolerban October 22, 2007

hulu-loser

A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.

The antithesis of a real time chump

Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.

by TeaInTheMoment February 4, 2018

Formspring Loner

A Formspring Loner is one who asks themselves an anonymous question on Formspring that they wish to answer, but no one has asked them.

How big is your penis?

Good Question, It is two inches. FROM THE GROUND!!!

^^^ Formspring Loner

by jomama217 December 24, 2010

lonerism

Lonerism is a state of being alone embraced by mostly schizoids, weirdos, outcasts, loners, ninjas, shaolin heros, and geeks.

I suffer from Lonerism and i enjoy every minute of it!!

by yadsendew November 28, 2011

Myspace Loser

People that have nothing better to do than write, talk and lie about themselves. The online epitome of selfishness. The domain of self-absorbed simpletons and expression of what is wrong with American youth - me me me look at me.

I have a myspace page look at it I'm a myspace loser!

by p!atd moron September 4, 2006

PT Loser

A Chrysler PT Cruiser that is "riced out". Meaning, ugly spoilers and wings, stickers, and a fart-can exhaust "system".

"Man, you see that piece of shit PT Loser over there?"

by m0n0lith March 10, 2004