lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 3, 2008

dirty lacie

The act of screwing multiple people while in a committed relationship

Wow she's such a dirty lacie

by Midnightryder February 25, 2019

Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

by dwinters January 25, 2016

layin train

Pulling out a ginormous penis and beating "it" up.

Man, I was layin train on that girl last night, felt like heaven in a pussy!!

by Definitionkingfetty1 April 17, 2016

Laying out all night

1:) Not coming home due to an unspecified or poorly explained reason.

2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.

3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.

That fool be laying out all night with all kinds o' hoes so I done ditches his sad ass.

by Shadowwolf1138 October 16, 2016

laying in the grass

A euphemism for having sex outdoors.

Girl: "I hope you know that I hate laying in the grass."

Guy: "But why not here? It's perfect there's no one around for miles."

Girl: "Uh...Because it's dirty?"

by Lelouch0zerogeass October 1, 2020

Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.

Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.

by Super_Anon October 16, 2014