loink

another word for penis,schlong

Lick my loink! My loink loves spaloinking.

by Yoink Maloink May 6, 2006

Loincloth

an item of clothing although typically underwear which is worn solely for the purpose of attracting the opposite of sex and getting laid.

i knew she wanted some c*** when she revealed her loincloth

by Harry axe wound December 19, 2008

loin lion

A big hairy pussy.

If you're thinking of taming that loin lion you'd better bring a whip, chair, and razor!

by Omar O. Ungh March 9, 2011

Lois

A powerful girl or boy who never gives up on their Dream! A cute girl or boy with amazing eyes and hair. Always loyal and always takes care of people even if they aren’t her or his friend. If you are friends with a Lois or even know one you are a very lucky person. There are not many lois’ in the world so treat them right! Lois’ don’t give up on there crush they will never move onto another person beacuse there crush does not like them. She will continue to try and win his/her heart. She is a loyal friend that inspires people to be kinder! They are very curious and love to explore and wish that they were in a real life fantasy. Lois’ normally day dream. Also normally like fantasy books,film or shows. They will obsess over enything they like! Be a Lois

1.hey she is hot...must be a Lois!

by Lolaxxxunicorn April 23, 2018

Linslam

Linslam. A religion with roots in a small sims/games discord that involves the practice of praising linus. It is a semi closed religion that requires a sacrifice of a left toe to join. After joining practitioners must praise 3 times a day and refer to themselves as children of Linus. Outside of the religion petitioners are called Linuslims.

Did you here that Cindy converted to linslam?

by Child of linus January 25, 2020

lei lins

lei is a sweet, caring girl who is super athletic. She is so nice to everyone and really sweet. She smiles with a little dimple on the cheek and is always the one there to comfort you. She is suchhhhh a peacemaker and a sporty girl. When you see a lei make sure your there to be friends. Lei doesn't have a bad side and she is so adorable. Boys simp about her all day. they smile cheekily and wanna hug her but no hugs from lei. Lei be mad. Lei is super smart and really nice.

BUT BUT BUT: she a BITTTTTT dirty minded.
Boy 1: I be simping for this Lei.
Boy 2: No hands off she mine.

BFFs: No boys, she ours.

Sister: Excuse me sisters... and ... bros, she mine

lei lins: ummm..... Soz gtg!

by #eeyore November 27, 2020

Lois

A container of rotten pickles that delivers a pungent scent capable of causing seizures to a person that inhales the odor.

Jenny had to be hospitalized after inhaling a jar of Lois

by BunnySwan February 25, 2010