Lettuce harvest

When a LAX BRO gets his hair or "Lettuce" cut otherwise known as "harvested"

Today I went to the hair cuttery and had my Lettuce Harvested

by laxbro4lyfe August 6, 2011

McRoffle -lettuce

McRoffle minus the lettuce ffs

Mcroffle, hold the lettuce

by |0| July 25, 2003

Loose Lettuce

The protrusion of a woman's outer labia such that it's appearance closely resembles a wilted leafy vegetable. The condition is often caused by promiscuity, childbirth, and the overuse of labial weight training.

Becky seems like a nice girl but with all that Loose Lettuce she's got going on I really have to question her past.

by HughJorgenn April 2, 2015

lettuce fuck

when a chick has a really nice ass but her face is ugly and is flat chested so wen she wears a dress u lift it up and tie the bottem of her dress over her head and fuck her

tim: damn she has a nice ass
joe: shes ugly as hell
tim: eh ill just lettuce fuck her

by kyle mikinly August 28, 2007

lettucehead

A strong and enthusiastic supporter of Republican presidential candidate John McCain. It is a play on the word "Deadhead," a fan of The Grateful Dead and Parrothead, a fan of Jimmy Buffett.

Earlier this year, John McCain, a strong advocate of granting amnesty to illegal immigrants said that Americans wouldn't pick lettuce even if they were paid fifty dollars an hour, emphasising the importance of immigrant (legal or not) workers in the United States.

Stan: "I'm busy tonight. I'm attending the rally for John McCain."

Dan: "Dude, you are such a Lettucehead."

by Ahina March 17, 2008

soggy lettuce

When a man shaves his pubes into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then cums on the pubes to simulate salad dressing. After the concoction is complete he then poops in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. When he finishes the dish he then smears the "Salad" into someone's vagina which simulates someone eating this monstrosity... (Yeah you should not try this... its very unsanitary...)

I heard Jack gave her soggy lettuce last night.

by Traxer April 7, 2015

wet lettuce

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce

by Gvaldez August 3, 2009