lettucehead

A person who is lacking in substance.

A head of lettuce, while filling, provides little to no nutritional value. Similarly, a lettucehead is someone who often talks without contributing anything worthwhile to a conversation.

Origin: Parts Unknown

Dan: Enough with the mustang talk, Nick! You're such a lettucehead.

Tim: Wow, that is a fantastic point, Nick, you're definitely not a lettucehead!

lettucehead by Mortimus Maximus February 8, 2013

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lettucehead

A strong and enthusiastic supporter of Republican presidential candidate John McCain. It is a play on the word "Deadhead," a fan of The Grateful Dead and Parrothead, a fan of Jimmy Buffett.

Earlier this year, John McCain, a strong advocate of granting amnesty to illegal immigrants said that Americans wouldn't pick lettuce even if they were paid fifty dollars an hour, emphasising the importance of immigrant (legal or not) workers in the United States.

Stan: "I'm busy tonight. I'm attending the rally for John McCain."

Dan: "Dude, you are such a Lettucehead."

lettucehead by Ahina March 17, 2008

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lettucehead • lettucehands

lettucehands

shinji kinnie (derogatory)

do u know lettucehands?
oh yeah isnt he a shinji kinnie

lettucehands by rekikyanmybeloved June 17, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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