kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003

Kitten

The offspring of an adult female cat. Kittens are typically small, cute and fluffy.

My cat became a promiscuous little slut at a very young age and had two litters of kittens before she was even 9 months old.

by Stella Love May 13, 2005

kitten style

same as doggy style but when the receiver likes to wear cat ears and meow/purr for you during the act.

Woman: My favorite position is kitten style.
(during insertion)
Woman: "purr"

by Alister Synari January 16, 2009

Kitten

The cutest little ball of joy EVER!!! 😻
A.K.A a baby cat.

They have tiny claws and fangs but they do hurt. Very hard to potty train. 💩

I love kittens.

Kittens are cute.

Kittens are such a handful.

by Furibaby21 June 15, 2018

Paralyzed Kitten

In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.

"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.

by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009

Pear Kitten

A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy.

"Yo, that fat chick from science got her titties all on my phone."
"Ugh, pear kitten'd."

by Yoman Jabari March 4, 2008

kristen stewart

Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.

person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!

by tink08 December 20, 2009