sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016

wiktoria kinal

She is nice but people only like her a slither or a but and she isn't he type to chitter chatter she is also polish and has a brother and is friend with he best people mainly named meda

Wiktoria kinal please step forward, you are being arrested for having too good of friends.

by Themmm1 November 11, 2020

City Koala

CK, formally known as City Koala is an Minecraft multiplayer modern city world. It includes 3 major cities, City Koala, Tabby and Toyga. The world contains lots of places, Polantic being one of them. It also has a lot of random structures, example the Billboard saying Josh sucks, the mutant crane and the Cliff house with its laboratories.

I played City Koala once.

by Igorant April 14, 2022

Pancake Koala

A Pancake Koala is roadkill that his been hit and run over more than once, to the point the original animal is no longer identifiable.

That Pancake Koala has been laying on the side of the ride for a few days.

by AllRu June 16, 2022

Bhaskara konakanti

Bhaskara is someone you don’t want to be around he will stalk you and lurk about until he can finally pounce and kidnap you when you least expect it

Look out! There’s Bhaskara Konakanti coming for you

by LargoKoushal January 12, 2023

Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.

A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."

by yogha August 20, 2023

Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo

(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.

(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.

(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.

(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*

(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*

(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*

by KanalDingo May 13, 2019