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keystone ice

Cheap beer, 5.9 percent alcohol volume
Rick}Dude, last night I drank 6 Keystones and was waisted.

Douche BagDude, you're a pussy.

RickKeystone Ice

Douche BagAhh
by Egolistick November 18, 2004
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Keystone

The keystone is known as a stone that holds certain materials together in a bridge or arch. The keystone is also in correlation with the commonwealth of Pennsylvania (PA) including road signs and government department logos. Pennsylvania was named "The Keystone State" after its pivotal role in the civil war between the north and south. This unofficial term can also be used to refer to a native Pennsylvanian or it can be used as a sentence enhancer in multiple forms/tenses such as Keystonin, Keystoned, etc...
Jim: Hey what's up my keystoners do yinz wanna take a trip to Latrobe?
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
by JettGoss April 11, 2023
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keystroker

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Keystone Car Wash

A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.

Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
by KCWInvetor September 7, 2010
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keyswordtar

Strong Bad's fantasy musical instrument, demonstrated on one of his emails on the Homestar Runner website. It is a hybrid of a keyboard, a sword, and a guitar.
Strong Bad thinks he's pretty badass while rocking out on his new keyswordtar.
by Rae Lucie Bastienne March 25, 2008
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Keysmash

SOmething like "ghsajdgvsjh"
Its pretty self-explanatory, it's just when you smash the keys on your keyboard to make random combinations of letters.
It's usually used as a reaction to something funny.
Person 1: *says some funny shit idk*
Person 2: gfshfgjgaj
Person 1: what?
Person 2: it was a keysmash, dude.
by not_zodiaq December 9, 2020
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Keysa

A female that is Intelligent,caring, hard working, and beautiful inside and out. Often Imitated Never Duplicated .
Keysa stayed motivated despite many challenges she faced.

A classy girl/ woman. Smart. Intelligent. Loves to learn. Loves nature. Organized. Fun.. Beautiful smile. Nice skin tone. Cleans daily. Loves to make people smile and laugh.. Heart of gold. Loves to shop esp. for shoes. Spoiled. Occasionally nags. Has busy days. Loves a hard working man that handles his business. Will put her religion. Sexy in her own unique way.

She is the most loyal person you will ever meet. She is caring and always knows how to put a smile on your face. She is gorgeous, and all the guys try to get with her. She is very committed to her relationships.

She is always dressed nicely and never bad. She smells amazing, and has so many friends. She is the most shy girl you will ever seen, but once you get to know her she is loud and hilarious. She always makes people laugh.

The most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on. No words can do justice to explain how amazing she is. Inside and out.

Whenever I conjure up her image I can't stop smiling.
Keysa is miles above my league.
Hi Keysa!
What's up Keysa!
by dave9985 November 24, 2021
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