The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.
Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?
Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.
Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.
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Holy shit dude, I saw a Kipper last night!
Dude he was slouching just like that Kipper from the movie.
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“Ever since my mom met that guy, she can’t stop getting keppered! He must be really good at banging!”
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Ryan was horny so he went to the elementary school in the morning, then the retirement home in the afternoon. He is such a Kevper.
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