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Tongue Juggling

When you’re hungry AF, salivary glands going crazier than a hood ho on crack, waiting for food that’s busing cooking on the BBQ or in the oven, cannot wait any longer and needs tah taste test them sweet-ass tidbits immediately. By this time the food’s about done but minutes seem like hours away so you reach in and pinch your prime sample and pop it in your mouth. This is where the act of tongue juggling kicks in, it’s an art form and not for the faint-hearted. This involves delicately juggling the piece of food around on your tongue so as not to burn this insides of your mouth. This is usually accompanied by some form of circular breathing to help regulate the food’s temperature so it can feel like you’re playing a mah-fuggin invisible didgeridoo. Once mastered it can be to your detriment though as when it comes time to dish up your meal there ain’t much left.
Letisha: "Damn gurl, them chicken wings done yet!?"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"
by Samurai_DBN September 17, 2016
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jugganigga

People in Call of Duty 4 who use the perk 'Juggernaut'. Often used by snipers in frustration because a headshot won't kill them.
Sniper: *aims at the head and shoots*
Player: OW FUCK THAT HURT
Sniper: THAT FUCKING JUGGANIGGA IS STILL ALIVE WTF!?!?!?!
by LEEEERROOOYYY JENKINS January 16, 2009
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jagging

To excessively stroke one's penis until there is smegma around the penis.
Leewong couldn't bakadong last night so he end up jagging.
by Leewong May 2, 2006
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Jiggin' for Cock

Most often seen with younger women wearing low rider jeans, showing some whale tail. An overpronounced sway of the hips from side to side, combined with a jiggling of the buttocks. Comparable to the fishing method of Jigging, due to the way in which the hips and buttocks snap into place - rather than gently sway.
See the way that bitch be walking? She be jiggin' for cock to be sure.
by eddievilman January 5, 2008
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Juggie-Whore

A person in which over uses the perk: Juggernaut in any Call of Duty online match.
That guy is a so lucky he was a juggie-whore. Those bullets would've tore 'im to shreds.
by x Final o November 10, 2009
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cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.
Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.
by Boobah. July 14, 2006
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Juggling Balls

To "talk to", "see", "hook-up with" or date multiple guys on a regular basis, usually without them knowing. Similar to being a player or a pimp. Basically it's just guys getting a taste of their own medicine. Can also be used to describe having multiple booty calls. This phrase dates back to the Summer of 2003 when a wise woman named Kreiny said to me..."we're too good for this; we need to stop focusing on one asshole and start juggling some balls".
I was only hooking up w/G but he was dicking me around so I decided to throw a couple more guys in the mix. Now I'm juggling balls.
by PB/SB Pimpsters July 6, 2004
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