life jacket

In Jamican dialect, used to refer to a condom

You waan deh wid me, you have you life jacket?

by yamman1989 October 18, 2008

gene jacket

The end result of ejaculating on an individual and/on the shoulders and chest region, resulting in a sticky film that resembles the function of a jacket.

A Gene Jacket can can be the result of a vigorous and well executed Bukkake.

"Wow! What a stylish, thick, and glistening Gene Jacket Darren and Jacob gave Andrea. She'll stay warm all winter long!"

by Red Hedgehog December 17, 2015

fuck you in the jacket

Is used to express an amagamation of emotion. Included among these are love, confusion, and hateful passion.

Hey motherfucker, I'm going to fuck you in the jacket?

by Alex Hernandez December 3, 2007

jacket

say it out and you will see it actually means "jack it"
where "jack" refers to jacking (off), and "it"...well, use your imagination

"you suck"
"jacket retard"

by SuperWay August 6, 2006

Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.

Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010

Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 2, 2013

juckes

A man with a minute penis and usually gets smaller when erect. Can usually be found at b&q, gingsters, or ontop of a yoga ball. Pastimes are usually gay porn, spying on small children and earlobes

That guy is such a Juckes

by Monketjoe May 30, 2016