Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.

damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021

Juaning it up

Partying and fucking like a Juan.

I had a great time juaning it up last night.

by Bigdickjuan3495 March 24, 2023

marlie juan

your regular little cryie who doesn’t listen so when it becomes 12 o’clock all the monsters will get her

marlie juan doesn’t listen

by chingchong123hehehardyhar August 22, 2023

juan reyes

doesn't know how to talk to girls + he can't pull bitches + ratio + counter ratio + yb did it first

"juan reyes gets no pussy"

by qwwdfqfwqwf November 29, 2021

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

juan alfredo

A small kid usually with a big cock and big head also a kid who has all the fine biches in life

Juan alfredo has a large dick

by Bose 34 March 2, 2018

juan suarez

attracks every girl, he is declared as one of the best people in the bed.
He is blond and very muscly.

Juan suarez has a TORRIFEIL down there
He is good in the bed

by SHINOBI EXE October 20, 2021