Jingle-Jizz

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.

Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”

by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019

Mr Jizz

A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian

I see that Mr Jizz blew a massive load on Jessica

by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019

jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.

I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.

by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016

Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog

I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG

by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019

jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 17, 2011

Jizz Ticket

When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.

Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.

by Brown3yw July 5, 2011