jewish gas mask

When a man pulls his scrotum over a ladies face and places his butthole directly over the nose. Said man than proceedes to fart mercilessly. The spreading of the ball sack makes a perfect "mask" over the womans face and forces her to deeply inhale any anal flatulence.

Nothing says loving a woman like a good ol' Jewish Gas Mask.

by Professor Poops May 16, 2006

Jewish Lightning

Intentional arson to one's own business or home in hopes of receiving insurance money for the damage. Usually done to a home or business that you are having no success selling and are just really desperate to retrieve home equity from. The practice can be prosecuted under numerous felonies, but rarely is, because it's very hard to prove you intentionally set fire to a building. Often times, some idiots pour gasoline all over their building in hopes of it burning faster, but that's the most common way people get caught for it. As soon as the cops and the fire department smell gasoline and see it everywhere, you're getting arrested for arson and attempted insurance fraud, and you won't get a penny from insurance.

The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.

Bob's convenience store went out of business, and then coincidentally burned down after he failed to sell it. He got a million dollars of insurance money.

Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 15, 2021

Jewish brillo

Frizzy or kinky hair on a Jewish head (both genders).
The Jewish equivalent of an Afro.

That's quite a mane of Jewish brillo he's got there; until he turned around I couldn't even tell he had a kippa (skullcap) on his head.

For her, every day is a bad-hair day with all that Jewish brillo.

by lastword March 22, 2007

Jewish hambly

A non-Jewish school kid who argues and likes to pick fights with other students. Usually unintelligent. Other names: jewisch hambley, Jewish hamboner, jew ham, Jamarcus hamson.

Did you hear about Gabriel Iglesias?
Yeah he's a total Jewish Hambly.

by PenisPickingPecker December 27, 2014

Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

by Jewish pickle November 12, 2016

Jewish Ankle

An unknown infection that you hide from people like they are an over protective jewish mother.

I got a bit too wild at Cochella and I had to pull a Jewish Ankle to keep my boyfriend from seeing whatever is going on down there.

by CaCaCrowe April 27, 2019

Jewish....ism

Jewish is a race because they have skin

Jewish....ism is a race because they have skin like the rest of us

by Citedterror October 23, 2019