Jesse

As you are reading this Jesse is most likely having sex. Jesses reek of sex. Girls can not get enough of a Jesse and Jesses know this. To be with a Jesse is to reach heaven on earth. Don't worry guys Jesses don't leave out their boys. When a Jesse isn't nose deep in a girl, he's out partying it up with his boys at a house party being the life of the party. Everyone needs more Jesse in their life.

Girl 1: " Ashley, I just had the best night ever! Jesse..."
Girl 2: " Say no more... every girl dreams of the day they get to be with Jesse."

by heheheboi November 8, 2018

Jesse

Usually a fat ginger. A quiet person without many friends but is very social online and plays many video games.

Looks like jesse wants to kill himself

by Disfunctionalduck June 15, 2018

jesse

a ponce, wuss, wet blanket.

1-" he wouldn't even have a beer in case his mum found out "
2-" god, what a jesse"

by rab27 February 13, 2009

Jesse

One who frequently obsesses and stalks asian girls. Usually, the girl is named Minnar or Jackie. This unfortunate event haunts Jesse because he cannot control his love

"oh my god. what a Jesse"

by kjsdbn;iaodufg May 6, 2009

Jesse

O'Brien- Below average height for a Leprechaun. Lacks all motivation to succeed in life as a human. Dreams of having a penis the size of a standard Asian. Not mechanically inclined, despite his own belief.

Jesse says- "How do you know your stick shift is in Neutral?"
DUH!!!

by AB2Z May 3, 2009

Jesse

Jesse is a gay male who loves nothing more than to take big cock in is anus Jesse is often found in the bedroom of any gay man who will put his penis in him

Wow Jesse sure does know how to throw it back

by The messiah of words October 10, 2019

Jesse

A guy who wants control over everyone and everything, especially the Super Logic Gamers.

He is in love with a boy named Jackzel.

He begs for fame and fortune although it never works out.

He secretly masterbates to KFC, Pizza Hut, and Geer of GameTroops.

Doesn't give a flying fuck about people.

Is a very gay faggot.

MegamanNG: Wow that guy is being quite the dickhead!

Masterlink40: He's such a Jesse...

by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013