Jasner

Jasner: Verb; The act of spewing male ejaculate out ones nose due to laughter, usually following a well placed phrase or joke.

Right after I blew my sizable load in her mouth I shouted, "Breast milk!?" and I gave her a Jasner! Bringing my asner count to 3 this year!

by Dal-Dal March 15, 2010

Jesterz

A juggalo set.

They tend to not like Peckerwoods and use the Carnival or Carnage logo as a symbol. They are usually violent and use dark humor and pranks in their set trips, similar to tha to jokerz but in no way affiliated. They are renagade, and not folk or people. Also known as The Brotherhood of Psycho Jesterz, PJz, PWKz, and

1. "WHOOP WHOOP PWK!"
2. Don't fuck with them. Those aren't just juggalos, their Jesters.
3. man those Jesterz look gay with that facepaint on.

by Psyko Jesta April 14, 2010

jesterling

(Adv.) When concerning a persons immediate area of vocal dominance. Where one hits his/her metaphorical stride (quip-like, including clean and succinct delivery. As well as a correct, and necessary physical expression to coincide with the auditory event. Sustained delivery through the interjection of others is a notable sign of this event happening. It leads to a proper admiration of the person involved, just through the admission of well delivered lines, sayings, and/or clever remark(s).

This occurrence is independent of alcohol, or any other drug. This is the persons chosen state of being given their current condition.

"Preston was jesterling all night. His quips where perfect."

"No insult could stop Phyllis from jesterling all night."

"All of them were jesterling, just tearing down the ladies defenses."

"You see Norman over there with that brunette. He's been jesterling all night next to her. She definitely liking it.

by Gary S Ize January 5, 2012

Jesterium

Fucking Bender.

Jesterium, often named Dan, is a god damn bender.

by Haures July 17, 2012

Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.

Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.

by bossman billy October 31, 2013

Jennered

Popular phrase used in Eastern European countries to describe a cold foggy morning, with an unexpected twist. As the sun rises over the luscious maples on the hillside, the suns reflection off the dew ridden leaves causes an illusory affect on the human optic nervous system. One spot in particular yields the strongest mirage. The Carpathian mountain range that travels through Romanian is the tourist capital of Romanian, as well as a mecca for Kris Jenner followers and fans alike. Natives claim the effects of the suns rays on a spring morning resembles the feeling of being starstruck when the brain perceives the mirage to be true. This effect causes one to believe they are seeing the face of Kris Jenner, just inches away from their own. Scientists were unable to provide any conclusion in their research as to why this effect occurs, other than the obvious: everyone loves the Kardashians!

Wendell "You look like you had a good night last night!"

Chaz "I woke up early to watch the sunrise."
Wendell "Dude, I think you're jennered. You better go home and sleep it off! You're in no condition to take an examination!"
Chaz "I know, but its finals week!"

by JackieRobert'sSon January 26, 2014

Jester

Someone who is always taking things, never pays, and never asks for something just takes.

Luke: hey man who ate my food in the fridge last night?
Matt: oh man what a jester.

Buddy 1: hey bro can I borrow $5?
Buddy 2: you are always asking for money and never pay me back you jester.

by Zeus5555 May 18, 2014