jangelaphobia

Phobia of Jell-O.

Don't get that Jell-O near me, I have jangelaphobia.

by garnetandgold December 23, 2009

Anal Jungle

A really, REALLY hairy ass crack. Some animals can be found inside. A Red balloon may be hard to pull off

I have a date on Friday, and she might not appreciate my anal jungle. I guess I'll shave it

by The Herb and Company October 5, 2004

Jingledink

To attach Christmas-related ornaments and decorations to one or both participants (especially genitals) and have any type of sex.

My Christmas was improved when I was donned with decorations and jingledinked by my wife.

by FrankDuncan February 2, 2014

jingle nuts

One who is a jingle nuts is a person that does something so stupid and asinine that you have no better word to call them. Pretty much synonymous with calling someone a clown. They have no idea whats going on and are the same sort of person that walks around with shitty toilet paper stuck to their shoe.

Hey jingle nuts, beer me.

Stop being such a jingle nuts and refrain from head-butting the closet door.

Tiz is a jingle nuts.

by wood March 16, 2005

jingle balls

when you get an std from santa clause

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!

by chefmike February 28, 2016

Vagiggle Jaggle

1. The upper flab over a a woman's vagina also known as a FUPA (fat upper pussy area)

2. Excessive fat rolls partiality covering a woman's vagina that makes it hard to get access to.

will you look at this fat hanging from my belly, it turning into a Vagiggle Jaggle.

by thewalter August 30, 2012

The Jungle Book

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.

"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019