a paper airplane marked "jared bomber" that appeared in Mr. Arizpe's 8th period spanish period from 2006-2007. Everyone made these and threw them while the teacher was out of the room. When he comes back he reads a plane and calls jared to the front of the class thinking it was him who marked his name on all the planes. Jared walks up, ALL red, and in a crying high pitched voice says " They all make fun of me!! =" and pointed 5 kids out, all later screamed at by the psycho mr arizpe.
by jbomber22 August 09, 2008
A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
There’s that jared duce prick again
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018
Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.
by pr4 dude November 06, 2013
by Fat Mano April 01, 2020
by JoeMason April 28, 2017
Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared
“Jared Moskowitz is bodybuilding herb”
by Lovelove3412 February 15, 2023