Juan duran

just a kid that likes jordan and only wears jordan i'm not sure why

Juan Duran does not stop wearing jordan wtf

by The 7FootKid January 30, 2020

Don Juan

The extreme opposite of a "don't want".

Tina: How that don't want became a Don Juan.
Rose: I think he drank something called Funky Cold Medina.

by Jorge Buitrago September 9, 2020

marlie juan

your regular little cryie who doesn’t listen so when it becomes 12 o’clock all the monsters will get her

marlie juan doesn’t listen

by chingchong123hehehardyhar August 22, 2023

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.

damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021

the sneaky juan

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.

I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.

by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019

juan torres

A very handsome and swaggy man

Person 1: Is that Juan Torres

Person 2: Yeah isn't he handsome
Person 3: And swaggy

by dead_ghost February 9, 2021