A Juan is hard to come by, but when you find one, be careful. He is extremely
hot and has a great dick. He is
bisexual but tries to convince everyone including the guy he has a crush on that he is
straight. He will love you until he doesn’t need you anymore, even if you give everything to him.
Person 1: Oh, look it’s Juan!
Person 2: You have to stop being
in love with Juan! He’ll
break your
heart!
Person 3: I heard he’s fucking Joseph.