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joy ride

When a stranger on a crowded subway plants his junk between a female passenger's butt cheeks and uses the motion of the train as an excuse to grind his hardon as deep as possible into her crack. The term is usually used by gals who've learned to take the urban phenomenon in stride and aren't particularly bothered.
Secretary to fellow female office workers: "I had a joy ride on the F train this morning and the guy was really hung."
by Manhatten Melanie April 22, 2010
mugGet the joy ridemug.

almond-joy

When you cum in a black girl then stick your balls Inside of her.
"Man I love to almond-joy Monica,it feels weird on my balls though."
by Fusheggi November 12, 2014
mugGet the almond-joymug.

Joy Penis

A woman with a very large penis who is named Joy. Many times lives a seemingly 'normal' life with a husband and kids, but has a large penis. Usually ends with divorce.
Guy 1: Hey man what happened with Joy?

Guy 2: I broke up with her.

Guy 1: Why!? She was hot!

Guy 2: She had a Joy penis.

Guy 1: Oh!
by Mysterypickle July 17, 2011
mugGet the Joy Penismug.

Joy of Satan

Joy of Satan is an anti-semitic Satanic group disliked by most other Satanic groups as not espousing true Satanic principles. Its members (also pro-Nazi and into bad costumes)have much free time and like to search out anti-Joy of Satan information on line and attempt to minimize it's effect on the unsuspecting.
Joy of Satan members found negative entries for "Joy of Satan" on Wikipedia and attempted to mitigate said entries by giving them as many "thumbs down" ratings as possible.These entries had been written with gusto and verve!
The one positive entry received numerous "thumbs up" ratings from these same goobers. Er, Satanists.
by Germanboy February 5, 2008
mugGet the Joy of Satanmug.

ruby-joy

Ruby-Joy is an extremely hilarious girl who acts stupid and is a totally wild and crazy girl who is occasionally weird.
Person1:"are you falling okay today you are acting weird"
Person2:"I'm fine I am just have a Ruby-Joy day.
by Hwkwnkq April 12, 2017
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Joy-Tang

Guy 1: hey bro did you see Mary last night?
Guy 2: yeh man, she looked like such a Joy-Tang. I got an instant boner as soon as I saw her.
by Cuke December 7, 2014
mugGet the Joy-Tangmug.

joy sticking

When a guy tells another guy to go hook up with a girl or make a move on a girl.
Matt:Dude go hook up with miranda

Cagg:No man stop joy sticking me
by call me da dragonslayer December 21, 2009
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