Jordan Pavelka

The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.

Joe:Looks its Jordan Pavelka
John:I wanna beat the shit out of him so bad!

Jordan Pavelka by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011

Crossing Jordan 

Biblical metaphor of the ancient Hebrews crossing the Jordan River, commonly used in spiritual songs to represent death and passage to the afterlife.

I know that you are heavily wounded, but crossing Jordan is not an option!

Crossing Jordan by Roger Kint August 26, 2010

jordane

A women who is very powerful and very controlling usually towards wanting to be the dominator in relationships. Usually brown haired usually blue or green eyes. A look by a women called jordane will poison you forever and never do a Jordane wrong you will get what you deserve

I want to date her
i don't know man she looks like she would be wild she's a jordane

jordane by Thewordwizardmasterofalltime March 11, 2015

jordana

a sexy girl with big boobs. once hot piece of ass and killer body. extremely friendly, popular and greattt in bed. a bit of a slut. usually is has tan skin, long blonde hair and a whole trail of guys wanting to be her boyfriend.

Guy 1: Dayummm check out that chic.
Guy 2: Look at all those guys drooling over her.
Guy 1: Definate jordana.
Guy 2: No doubt about it.

jordana by chris913246 October 8, 2008

Jordan 

Jordan

jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl.
jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her

She's perfect, a real Jordan!

Jordan by prettyrikki March 9, 2009

michael jordan 

Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!

Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

michael jordan by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

jordan 

the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!

"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."

jordan by loverrr April 2, 2008