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Somalian tap

Upon ejaculation inside the rectum, the seminal fluid mixed with the fecal matter proceeds to slowly drip out of the anus, similar to that of a Somalian tap
Dude her ass was dripping like a Somalian tap
by faggotjoe June 5, 2016
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window tap

Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.
Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle
by 50shadesoflamp September 19, 2020
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tap takeover

A tap takeover is when a single craft brewery gains exclusive control of a bar or restaurant's draft or draught lines. This is most often done as a promotional event but on occasion it can occur by accident. A tap takeover begins with 3 draft lines and has exceeded 25. There is currently no Guinness World Record for most beers tapped by a single brewery at an off-site location. A tap takeover ends when each keg is "kicked" or "tapped out" or "eighty-sixed" or "cashed" or "all gone". There is no telling how long a tap takeover will last but often it is too long. There is no Guinness World Record for shortest tap takeover to date.
I heard Logboat Brewing is releasing their double mocha, candied boysenberry, triple dry-hopped Quad at the Tap Takeover tonight!
by BeerWench5000 June 27, 2018
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this is spinal tap

U FOOL spinal tap is a ROCKumaentary (rocking documentary) AS WELL AS MOCKumentary (mock documantary) ANYWAY...Spinal tap is BRILLIANT! meat too big for the sandwich, cucumbers in tin foil in the pants....remote guitar amps that pick up airline signals, a gig at a puppet show, a 3 piece guitar solo.From the 18 inch stonehenge to the amp that goes to 11. pure rock genius....
by heehee July 29, 2004
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has the taps

A girl or guy you would tap (have sex with)
Damn did you see that muscley piece of man meat? He definitely has the taps.
by ereirrac June 2, 2010
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Barber Tap

That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.

Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.
Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....

"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"
by Donkeyboy32 October 9, 2014
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net tap

A tap out of which the "Net" is poured.
"We have a new hire starting on Monday. He's going to need, in the very least, a net tap."
by polepot January 6, 2009
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