police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako August 24, 2016

aerial insertion

When you hang from a four post bed and your partner is waiting on the matress with hips arrayed skyward. Careful cause without proper aim it will lead to injury.

I tried an aerial insertion but aimed too high and took a knee in the balls.

by Eldrin86 May 17, 2016

eye infection

An Irish lad who uses ketchup on every sort of food.

That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.

by Bean farmer with a family June 16, 2017

courtesan injection

An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.

Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.

That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!

by Yupsidid October 1, 2017

Backflip Insertion

Most commonly found in Parkour porn. When one partner backflips and lands with their penis inside of the others butt, mouth, or vagina.

My friend got caught watching Parkour Porn by his dad and they both watched the backflip insertion portion.

by FrenchRolls November 6, 2017

text injection

When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.

I will send you a text injection as the Lord leads.

by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018