hydroplastiatic

the Calvin's definition of what celebrity "Megan Fox" cannot spell, in other words very hard word to learn in English class.

Calvin: I bet you cannot spell hydroplastiatic.
Timmy: Ofcourse I can!

by olivemythomas December 16, 2010

hydroebonics

the sound a black urban person makes underwater

when jamal was talking under water he was using hydroebonics.

by richard stillhard March 2, 2011

Hydrofrackingwhore

A woman who chases after the men that have come to town with the gas companies. You will find them anywhere the process of hydraulic fracturing is taking place. They bear a striking resemblance to the prostitutes that swarmed over California during the gold rush in the 1850s. They come to take advantage of the possibility of getting married to a prosperous hydrofracker or businessman. But end up becoming mistresses to high rolling engineers who can afford to keep them in the lifestyle they desire. Selling themselves to the highest bidder they are showered with gifts ranging from expensive cars to trips to foreign Countries. Being that these men are starved for female attention they often create camps where the woman and her pack of feral children can sustain themselves so that they are more accessible to needs of the man. Considering nothing more than their selfish need for material possessions they show complete disregard for self-dignity, abandoning their children to attend to the needs of whoever is providing the most of what they want. Often displaying characteristics of a sociopath they live in a make believe world filled with delusions of grandeur and narcissistic tendencies. They view themselves as superior based on their ability to achieve materialistic wealth by offering themselves as nothing more than sexual objects for a community of men who has very limited options when it comes to the company of the opposite sex.

whore prostitute hydraulic fracturing her only talent is being being a hydrofrackingwhore.

by informedaboutgasdrilling May 22, 2011

Hydrogen

The first element, with only 1 proton and 1 electron, that loves to bond with every element it can. It is also highly flammable.

Teacher: Class, what's the first element on The Periodic Table?
Class: Helium!
Teacher: No, try again.
Class: Hydrogen!
Teacher: Good job, class!

by Cross-Universal June 6, 2018

hydrosteria

a term that defines the person as gay and autistic

You're acting like hydrosteria.

by big pp lol May 11, 2018

Hydrospoonalysis

When you turn on the kitchen faucet the water hits a stray spoon and sprays all over you

Damn kids leaving spoons in the sink causing hydrospoonalysis all over my clean shirt

by Elwoodcat July 15, 2018

Hydroflask

An overpriced metal canister (or flask) that comes in a variety of colors and contains water (or any type of liquid). It dents easily. Often decorated with stickers. Mainly owned my "VSCO" girls.

That VSCO girl brought her hydroflask to school and dropped it. And I oop-

by That short asian April 28, 2020