The French Horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.

"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."

by ub|Philgamesh May 1, 2012

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Horn Herpes

When a Unicorn Stallion is defeated by dark magic, there is a slight, but noticeable chance of developing bump on one horn.

Noted Side-effects: Sudden urge to throw your wife at evil. Lack of relevancy to story arc.

Shinning Armor had a bad case of horn herpes...

by _Dr_Whooves_ November 11, 2012

Hontus

A Term used for excrement, originating from an old man in Devon, it is mainly aimed at Dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. He has passed this word onto many people in the South West UK and is now reaching the USA,Pakistan and India through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"

HaHaHa - Look! That woman just stepped in Hontus

Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.

by loler99 April 17, 2013

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

by Alvin Dubbs July 4, 2008

Fog Horn

When receiving a blowjob, laying down, and about to reach climax, the male farts in the females face, to warn her of the incoming load.

Male: Mmm... Baby, I think I'm gonna... *FART!!!!*
Female: *after removing the penis from her mouth* EWW!!! You just gave me the fog horn!!!

by Mass Special January 17, 2009

Horn

1. An erection (see also "horny")

2. A musical instrument through which air is blown, horn being a term commonly used amongst jazz musicians

3. A bong, 'horn' possibly originating from the term "The Mystery Horn".

1. I woke up with a massive horn

2. Bring your horn and we'll have a blow

3. Pass me the horn

by psmv80 December 7, 2009