hoop

as a verb to shove something in your ass

i hooped my weed

by Spinbad May 21, 2004

hoop waffle

total shite

Jackie talked a load of hoopwaffle at the meeting cause basically she hadnt a clue what she was on about and so used hoopwaffle to pretend she knew anything.

by leaners of ballycoolin February 10, 2004

hoop-law

silliness, absurdity, craziness, folly, foolishness, goofiness, inanity and/or inconsistency of an act; When something or someone is being very silly or out of the norm.

The gas prices just went up another dollar, and Bush was recently seen circling the White House in a large bunny suit. Now This, is a bunch of hoop-law.

by gracie:) August 2, 2008

hoody woody

What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.

Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.

by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011

Hoop Doop

The sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position

Sit down. Now stand up. Listen to the sound. This is Hoop Doop

Hoop Doop is a magazine by artists, about artists

by Hoop Doopism November 19, 2013

Hoop Jack

Hoopjack (huup-jak) noun. plural hoopjacks-1. a melding of musical styles, typically old style country with heavier rock and roll and blues style elements. Occasionally incorrectly called alt-country, which is another of it's elements 2. one who lives a rural lifestyle, similar to hillbillies or, alternatively, hickabillies.3. Adjective. to react with animation or jubilance.4.Also the action thereof “he was hoopjacking and foot-stomping to the music.

Billy's looking to get his (hoop jack )on this weekend by listening to some good old music and having a couple beers!

by SweetPete Weston January 11, 2016

Hoopas Woopas

Noun. Dog Breed. Also known as the Eastern European Hoopas Woopas. A small to medium size dog. Males are up to 60 lbs, females weigh as much as 45 lbs. The Hoopas Woopas is the result of two prestigious dog breeds. The Northern Icelandic Hoopas dog and the North American Woopas. Both breeds are known for their protective nature. The Hoopas Woopas is a brownish tan with a short coat. Sometimes mistaken for the German Rottweiler. Only one Hoopas Woopas is known to still exist. It reportedly lives in Southern Arizona.

Wow, that dog is wonderful! Is it a Rottweiler or an Eastern European Hoopas Woopas?

by AKC Dog Association November 11, 2020